- Software is like sex: it's better when it's free. Linus Torvalds
- AOP is just the stuff that makes OOP work
- You know you've achieved perfection in design, not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing more to take away. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
- The Web is the sum of all human knowledge, plus porn.
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.(please no offense). Update: Chuck Goetschel comes with many mores (not on programming) quotes.